As many of you know I’ve spent the last 5 or so days in Miami having knee surgery and recovering. Well, boy am I happy to be back in Colorado…It could be the heat and humidity that sucks the life out of me or it could be the ridiculous amount of plastic surgery around me and skinny fat women who drive me off the wall. Generally, I’m all for people having their own opinions…I have my own, you have your own, awesome. But if you think you are ‘fit’ and you weight 100 lbs and you have had liposuction 500 times so that you’re belly remains flat, I am sorry, you are not fit. You are fat. You just hide it well. I understand that not all women want to look like me…totally fine…I have more muscle on my body than most women weigh. However, do not argue with me when I say that these women are not fit or ‘in shape’ because that’s total crap. Being small does not equate to being fit. When you have no muscle you are out of shape and unhealthy. I don’t care who you are. You will also be incapable of taking care of yourself when you get older and your life will suck. End of story.
I’m sick of seeing arms with no muscle and chicken legs. Its gross.
OH. I guess the new ‘in’ thing in Miami is getting butt implants. Evidently women are having plastic surgery so that they’re asses are massive and their legs are tiny. I’m all for large glutes as I’m sure many of you but I didn’t really believe that this was actually happening. And then I saw it. In the airport. A tiny little woman with a massive a**. I’ve never seen anything like it and I never want to see it every again. She literally looked like an alien. I guess the proper term for this new trend is called a gluteal augmentation. REALLY!?!??!?!?
Anyways, it’s wonderful to be back. Sidenote, I had to do some leg presses and hamstring curls at globo gym today (Doctor’s orders). Which was awkward to say the least and a little uncomfortable. Working out in a globo gym is not fun- not at all. I don’t understand why people try to talk to you while you are working out. Oh well. At least I was able to move for the first time in almost a week.
Enough of that…We’ve also been doing a bit of cooking…banana bread
and bacon pizza. If you like pizza, and you eat paleo- this is for you. Even if you don’t like pizza (which I don’t) you will devour this s**t. It is by far one of the most amazing things I have ever had. It rivals the chocolate covered bacon for sure.
BACON PIZZA. recipe taken from here.
What you need:
-package of bacon (nitrate free low sodium blah blah blah. I like the taste better but choose whatever kind you like the best)
-shredded cheese. (We discovered some lactose free cheese which I was skeptical about but it is delicious. I’m not saying the ingredients are awesome but whatever. It is delicious.)
-some sort of marinara tomato sauce.
-Peperoni or salami or whatever toppings you would like.
Weave the bacon in and out of itself on a pan and cook in the oven at 425 for around 20 minutes until it’s almost done.
Add sauce, cheese, and toppings and cook for another 5 minutes or until the cheese is melted.